I dug this up recently as well as the lost Dharma Orientation (available at myspace), it's a special communication from Doctor Max Wax, research coordinator for the Dharma Initiative from some time in the past.
"Hello all, during this holiday season please spare a thought for those less fortunate then yourself. Those stuck in isolated Dharma stations endlessly performing tasks with no idea as to what they are actually achieving. Those survivors of commercial and scientific vehicles that have been drawn accidentally to the island, where they find they must dig deep into the darker parts of their soul just to survive. Those wretched Hostiles, who throw their lives away for the island without seeing the bigger picture of what we are trying to do here and of course those of the DI that are now face down in a ditch after the hostiles attack.
*Ahem*. I'm told that hasn't happened yet so please disregard the last bit. Anyway, let us also remember our friends, colleagues and bunny rabbits that have been sent hurtling through time and space as part of our experiments, often to never see the light of day again, or in some cases to see it multiple times simultaneously creating terrible paradoxical problems for everyone. Let us also remember those stuck in an endless time loop and those stuck in an endless time loop and those stuck in an endless time loop.
Yes, let us remember all those, but let us also not loose sight of the reason which we are here and that is to save the world from certain destruction by experimenting with things that have the potential to be the primary cause of that destruction in the kind of morale logic that only us scientists are capable of.
Thank you, Namaste and Merry Christmas."
Merry Christmas from us at Lost Bullets and look for a serious blog from myself soon.
"Hello all, during this holiday season please spare a thought for those less fortunate then yourself. Those stuck in isolated Dharma stations endlessly performing tasks with no idea as to what they are actually achieving. Those survivors of commercial and scientific vehicles that have been drawn accidentally to the island, where they find they must dig deep into the darker parts of their soul just to survive. Those wretched Hostiles, who throw their lives away for the island without seeing the bigger picture of what we are trying to do here and of course those of the DI that are now face down in a ditch after the hostiles attack.
*Ahem*. I'm told that hasn't happened yet so please disregard the last bit. Anyway, let us also remember our friends, colleagues and bunny rabbits that have been sent hurtling through time and space as part of our experiments, often to never see the light of day again, or in some cases to see it multiple times simultaneously creating terrible paradoxical problems for everyone. Let us also remember those stuck in an endless time loop and those stuck in an endless time loop and those stuck in an endless time loop.
Yes, let us remember all those, but let us also not loose sight of the reason which we are here and that is to save the world from certain destruction by experimenting with things that have the potential to be the primary cause of that destruction in the kind of morale logic that only us scientists are capable of.
Thank you, Namaste and Merry Christmas."
Merry Christmas from us at Lost Bullets and look for a serious blog from myself soon.
3 comments:
Good one Fenris! Great to hear from you. Will look forward to seeing your new blog. :-)
Mele Kalikimaka!
Great job, Fenris! Looking forward to future rants! LOL
Happy New Year!
LOL endless time loop! Good one.
Happy Christmas to you too, Fenris. And may the new year be your best ever!
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